The Nuns Took Me In is a five-episode comedy on Candy Shorts, and its free pair plays the setting for laughs from the first line. Its sharpest joke is a number: one nun knows exactly how long it has been since a man stayed, three years and eight months.
A visitor out of the rain
Episode 1 of this Candy Shorts comedy opens on a startled cry and a visitor who says he got lost in the woods and asks to wait out the storm. "Oh, we'll take you in all right," answers one nun, and the other quickly adds that he's safe here. One of them wants him out of his wet clothes right away; when her sister objects, the excuse is that he's soaking. Later a nun checks that he found the gown and announces that dinner is ready. They admit the last visit by a man has slipped their memory, though one of them has the exact count. A list of prayer requests follows, with endangered whales or dolphins and world peace on it, and it ends by asking forgiveness for what they've planned for him tonight: "It's going to be a lot."
Ring the bell for anything
Episode 2 on Candy AI starts with the visitor asking what exactly they have planned for him. Lucia says there's no plan, and the other sister tells her to make him feel wanted. Lucia insists they were only praying for him. The other adds that Lucia was praying and she herself was brainstorming. He says he's going to bed, and a nun tells him to ring the bell if he needs anything, stressing the anything; after a warning from her sister, the offer gets relabeled as hospitality. Later that night the coffee gets called a mistake, and the last stretch is all whispers: a worry that someone heard, a push to hurry before nerves fail, and a closing exchange about finishing before the other sister arrives, which, comes the reply, won't take long after such a long wait.
How The Nuns Took Me In plays a chapel for laughs on Candy Shorts
Lucia is the sole name the episodes give out. The other nun and the traveler go unnamed, and all three are AI-made adults. The setting is played for laughs, and the nuns drive the jokes: the prayer list, the gown, the bell and the argument over who was praying and who was brainstorming. The traveler mostly reacts, which makes this a comedy of hospitality more than a story of seduction, at least for its first two minutes on Candy AI.
I watched both on Premium and score explicitness at 4 on a five-level scale; the mark comes from the paid run. The first two episodes keep to innuendo. How the grades are defined explains the gap between the two.
Who should knock on the chapel door
Knock if you like a comedy with an unusual setting, hosts who bicker and a guest who can't get a word in. Stay away if a religious setting played for laughs bothers you, or if you want a serious tone. After the opening pair, three episodes at 12 tokens each bring the total to 36, which fits inside a Premium month's 100, and what you can watch free has its own page. Another Candy Shorts traveler stranded by weather turns up in Got Stuck With My Girlfriend's Stepmom, and The Nun in Our Guest Room gives a nun one last week before her vows.
